That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
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I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
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Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
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