i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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