you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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