$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
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I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
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When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Randomize