just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
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I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
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Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
I just blew my weed a kiss
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
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