I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
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yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
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I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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