Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
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we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
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He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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