Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
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Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
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My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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