You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
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I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
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If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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