i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
If I die, sorry about rent.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Randomize
