Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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