just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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