i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
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DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
So squirting runs in the family.
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In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
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