I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
Randomize
