I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
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