I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
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