we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
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