sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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