It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
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I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
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Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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