Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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