We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
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good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
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The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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