bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
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I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
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Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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