If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
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i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
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PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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