tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
