He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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