people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
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I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
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He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
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