Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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