Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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