I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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