my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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