Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
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after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
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Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
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