Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
bring money and cleavage
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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