why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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