so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
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Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
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I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
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