I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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