Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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