we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
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remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
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some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
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