meet me or not, i'm out of control
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
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I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
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Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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