So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
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