Me too!
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
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Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
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In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
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