I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
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I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
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I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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