I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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