i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
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He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
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We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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