Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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