this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
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You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
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We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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