how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
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Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
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I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
Who died my cat blue again?
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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