thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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