six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
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All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
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you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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