Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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