Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
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I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
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Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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