Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
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This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
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All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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