It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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