Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
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oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
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I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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