is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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