I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
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you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
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So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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