Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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