I'm eating all of the evidence.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
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she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
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Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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