Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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